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Cynical Thoughts - Cynical Words

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Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump

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Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde PHOTO

You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)

 

The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason.
- Benjamin Franklin [attributed]

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart

I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God,
visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children
to the third and fourth generations.
- Exodus 20:5

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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain,
and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin

The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous

Love is an irresistible desire
to be irresistibly desired.
- Robert Frost

Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.
- Benjamin Franklin

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer
but wish we didn't.
- Erica Jong

Watch what people are cynical about,
and one can often discover what they lack.
- George S. Patton

Masses are always breeding grounds of psychic epidemics.
- Carl Jung

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz

When trouble arises and things look bad,
there is always one individual who perceives a solution
and is willing to take command.
Very often, that individual is crazy.
- Dave Barry

The bulk of the world's knowledge is an imaginary construction.
- Helen Keller

The more you expect, the more you get disappointed in life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is one thing to say that something should be done,
but quite a different matter to do it.
- Aesop

I distrust those people who know so well
what God wants them to do,
because I notice it always coincides
with their own desires.
- Susan B. Anthony

You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.
- John Morley

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown
is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell

When we blindly adopt a religion,
a political system, a literary dogma,
we become automatons. We cease to grow.
- Anais Nin

What people often mean by getting rid of conflict
is getting rid of diversity,
and it is of the utmost importance
that these should not be considered the same.
- M. P. Follett

Man plans, God laughs
- Yiddish Proverb

With manners comes insincerity.
Truth is sometimes difficult.
- Bono

It is well to remember that the
entire population of the universe,
with one trifling exception, is composed of others.
- Andrew J. Holmes

If you want reality to be different than it is,
you might as well try to teach a cat to bark.
- Byron Katie

My life has been filled with terrible misfortune;
most of which never happened.
- Michel Eyquem De Montaigne

When we remember we are all mad,
the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
- Mark Twain

Bigotry tries to keep truth safe in its hand
with a grip that kills it.
- Rabindranath Tagore

No crime is so great as daring to excel.
- Winston Churchill

You got to be careful if you
don't know where you're going,
because you might not get there.
- Yogi Berra

When you ask the wrong question,
you usually get a nonsense answer.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

People understand me so poorly that they don't even understand
my complaint about them not understanding me.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Nothing is enough for the man to whom enough is too little.
- Epicurus

If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry,
that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware
of having no good reason for thinking as you do.
- Bertrand Russell

Nothing is ever going to work out the way you want,
so you may as well choose to want the way life does work out.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Why not go out on a limb?
Isn't that where the fruit is?
- Mark Twain

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,
it is time to pause and reflect.
- Mark Twain

An unsolicited suggestion is
undistinguishable from a criticism.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks-
if we agree with him.
- Mark Twain

When all else fails, try thinking.
- Anonymous

Men occasionally stumble over the truth,
but most of them pick themselves up
and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
- Winston Churchill

If you are lonely when you're alone, you are in bad company.
- Jean-Paul Sartre

Never let your sense of morals
get in the way of doing what's right.
- Isaac Asimov

Always listen to the experts.
They'll tell you what can't be done and why.
Then do it.
- Robert Heinlein

Everything popular is wrong.
- Oscar Wilde

Life is fully as bad as you think it is,
so never think life is bad.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority.
- Robert A. Heinlein

What people believe prevails over the truth.
- Sophocles

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.
- Henry David Thoreau

The presence of those seeking the truth
is infinitely to be preferred
to the presence of those who think they've found it.
- Terry Pratchett

Never ascribe to malice that which is
adequately explained by incompetence.
- Napoleon

The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper
is that your guests are so pleased
to feel how very much better they are.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Between believing a thing and thinking you KNOW
is only a small step and quickly taken.
- Mark Twain

If the facts don't fit the theory,
change the facts.
- Albert Einstein

In all matters of opinion,
our adversaries are insane.
- Oscar Wilde

Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Computers happen.
- Anonymous

If a man is proud of his wealth,
he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it.
- Socrates

It's just random chance, baby; get used to it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The trouble with having an open mind, of course,
is that people will insist on coming along
and trying to put things in it.
- Terry Pratchett

Man tends to treat all of his opinions as principles.
- Herbert Sebastian Agar

Life is far too important a thing
ever to talk seriously about.
- Oscar Wilde

We are born princes, and the civilizing process makes us frogs.
- Publilius Syrus

People who say it cannot be done should not
interrupt those who are doing it.
- George Bernard Shaw

The trouble with the world is not
that people know too little,
but that they know so many things that ain't so.
- Mark Twain

Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be smarter than other people, just don't tell them so.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.


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